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Natural Gas

Natural Gas

     Always looking to pave the way, inundating the world with fresh new ideas, I have one to solve our international energy problem. It’s simple really: harness the immense power of the human fart. Before you become so dismissive, think about it. There has to be a way to do something productive with all […]

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Lost and Found

Lost and Found

    OK, I found it so who lost it? I’ve been searching and searching for its rightful owner, but to no avail. Putting up posters on telephone poles, and handing out flyers has not worked either.  I have therefore resorted to the mighty internet. Everyone is connected to the internet, and I’m hoping the […]

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ET

ET

    Scientists have found evidence that there was water on Mars at some point. You know what that means? It means that the Martians ran out of water and came to colonize the earth. Yes, they came here not only to survive but to thrive. My guess is that they arrived to find a […]

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NY

Those Dreaded New Year’s Resolutions

OK, so this is the time when we look back on the prior 12 months and evaluate our shortcomings. We vow to do better in the New Year, when we have a fresh start. Like many others, I have a long list of ways to improve myself, which I’ll gladly share with you. First, I take […]

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Blogger

So Who Are You Blogees (Readers of Blogs)?

     Call me stupid and out of touch, but who are the people who read all of these blogs?  Are they glued to their computers and iPads all day with nothing better to do than view others’ opinions, musings and tirades? Don’t they have a life? Can’t they come to their own conclusions about […]

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